Velvet Goldmine

Year: 1998

Why'd I Watch It?: Sarah demanded it.

What's It About?: a fictionalized version of David Bowie's stardom.

What'd I Think?: Do I like this movie? No. Do I worship and adore it? Yes, very much so. It has all of my favorite things in it: Hot gay men. Glam-rock. Implications that Oscar Wilde is in fact an alien. Wonderful. Go watch it right now. I demand it.

Rating: 5 waffles