London

Year: 2005

Why'd I Watch It?: Chris Evans.

What's It About?: A guy who's still sad about a girl he broke up with and there's a party with Jason Statham and his hair and it's all in a posh bathroom? I don't even know.

What'd I Think?: Someone watched some stylized, Tarantino-esque movies and thought "I want to do that, except with way more ANGST." It was bad. Statham managed to be kind of interesting to a point, but other than that, what. Chris Evans needs to do better movies.

Rating: 1 1/2 waffles